The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Ahh the Fuzz, the rozzers etc etci was once reported dead, god knows why!
to prove that you are alive all you need to do is phone the local cop shop and if memory serves:
ME: "Hello, i've been reported dead and i was told to call to tell you that i'm not"
OFFICER: "Thank you for phoning and letting us know, what's your name?"
ME: " INSERT NAME HERE "
OFFICER: "Ok i will make a note and inform the correct people.."
So the phone call ends... i could have got my best friend to phone.
A week later a letter arrives, thanking me for phoning so promptly
WTF?
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