The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Thats right......I was walking out the bank with the swag, when about 40 armed coppers shouted "put the money down and lay down on your front" Whatever!! So I says "What with these muscles" and pointed to my forearms.... Yeah you guessed it they all bloody legged it. Pansies
(, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 18:07, Reply)
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