The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Confused ConstableI was driving home from work in my mini one dark evening and seemed to keep getting suck behind loads of cars exactly doing the speed limit. Each time I got behind one, I'd wait for an opportunity, pull out and scream past several at a time.
Little did I know that a cop had been following me for the last 6 miles, and had seen me breaking the speed limit several times.
At the moment he caught up with me, I went over a bump and my lights went out, as I fiddle madly with the switch trying to get them on again his lights and sirens go off.
Several apoligies later, he gives me a document to take down to the local cop shop to produce my documents and pay a fine :(
A few days later I walk into the station and give one of the cops my insurance etc and the document I was given, and he asks me if the cop that pulled me said he was going to fine me for speeding.
I think for a sec, and lie "No, he just said bring in your insurace and license", to which the cop replied, "oh the idiot has given you the wrong form. He must have been thinking about his model trains..".
With that, I got off with no fine :)
(, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 19:25, Reply)
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