The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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There are no police in Suffolk......most of them were eaten by cannibals in 1983.
The ones that remain cower in the sheltered parts of the A14, darting out every now and then to chase motorists.
Except in one case when I was in a car with my mate Greetham and three other folks, and Greetham sticks his head out the window, cackling like a loon and giving the finger to some kids on the pavement. Of course, a fuzzcar materialised directly behind us (as if by magic) and they obviously took offence at Greetham's gesticulations, because they tailgated us all the way through town, onto the A14 and almost all the way to Cambridge (60 miles)... when our driver (he was called Bumhole) finally pulled over, we all got £50 fines for wasting police time.
If wasting police time is a criminal offence, then the Suffolk Constabulary owes the Crown some serious squids... thanks to the police, Ipswich is becoming the southern equivalent of Barnsley.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 1:00,
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