The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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My brother.....has always been the joker of the family.
One evening, we were out making gas-bottle deliveries, when a jam sandwich pulled us over.
Lady PC: "Tell me sir, when did you last check your lights?"
Bro : "Oh, last week, I guess"
LPC : "Well, one of your rear lights is not working."
They trundle around to the back of the car to inspect.
LPC: "I'd like to check your driving licence"
Bro: "Here it is"
She laid it on the bonnet of the car with one hand, and took out her torch so that she could read it clearly.
The torch kept flickering, then going out. She had to shake it several times to get it to light again.
Bro: "Tell me, when was the last time you checked your lights?"
I howled with laughter. She booked him, points and fine.
Lurker no more.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 10:13, Reply)
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