The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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.In an Adelaide pub a few years back a mate decided to blowfish two cops walking by outside. They stormed in and hauled him off to jail for the night, then he fronted court the next day. The arresting officer explained a 'blowfish' to the magistrate as thus: "Your honour, the defendant pressed his lips against the glass and exhaled so as to inflate his cheeks in an offensive manner."
(, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 10:21, Reply)
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