The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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I knew the jig was upand I would get caught when Columbo turned up. Continually showing up at my mansion/place of work/golf club asking me round the houses irrelevant questions and talking about Mrs Columbo. It wasn't long till he had put the easily guessed 2 + 2 together and trapped me in front of friends and family to make his wonk eyed accusations forcing an angry confession from my mouth. Now I languish in jail kicking myself for not realising that pure guess work would never stand up in court, without actual factual evidence.
I should have guessed when I was the special guest star for the week that I wouldn't fox him this time, especially when he had sussed out Shatner the week before!
(, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 11:04, Reply)
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