The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Police humour,My friend joined the Met police a few years ago, which meant he had to do his training in Hendon and stay in the halls of residence style accommodation. A lot of the guys there used to go home at weekends, but he stayed behind to go out on the lash in the city.
One weekend some friends and he got back from the pub and decided to play a prank on a colleague due to return the following day. They broke into his room, moved all his stuff into one of the lifts and used toilet paper to make the outline of the dead body. They then finished the job off with copious amounts of crime scene tape. Bastards.
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