The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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14 years oldAnd rather stupidly walking alone through an unlit barren park at stupid o clock on the way to a friends house. Also stupidly chatting into my mobile thinking the sound of a friendly voice will stop me worrying about being mugged whilst being lit up like a christmas tree with my phone on full display!
Anyway half way through i noticed a light coming from my left. Looking over i noticed it was a guy with a flashlight pointing it at me. I told my friend on the phone that 'some perv is flashing a light at me' and hurried on.
Reaching the end of the park a police car pulled up and a copper leant out. 'Can I have a word miss' he said. Nervously I stepped up, never having had any kind of run-in with the fuzz before. "That was me with the light, I'm sorry if I scared you. There's all sorts of nasty people in there at this time so I was just doing my rounds' he apologised, before driving me to my friends house!!
Had a couple of other incidents, which I'll post later, but I've had nothing but good experiences with them and take my hat off to Britains fine constabulary!
(, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 14:12, Reply)
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