The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
(
chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
« Go Back
Heard this on the radio recentlyand it is aparrently true. Local farm hand driving home through country lanes, after some cider. Going quite quick, attratcs the attention of local bobby. Bobby pulls Farm boy over and asks him to get out. Advises farm boy he was going quite quickly in his motor car, then poses this question: "What would you do if Mr. Fog came down?" Farm boy thinks he's taking the piss so responds with: "Well cuntstubble, I'd put Mr foot on mr brake, turn mr and mrs headlight on and slow down". Feeling quite pleased with his retort lasted briefly when the copper replies "No sir, I don't believe you heard me right. What would you do if mist or fog came down?"
true, true.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 14:21, Reply)
« Go Back