The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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I blame Wodehouse.Where to begin... Well I've got a collection of about 9 'tits' (the big tall bobby hats) but since my usual pc and webcam are in exeter awaiting my arrival for uni i cant show a picture. Ive had a caution for indecent exposure; me and a few friends got stupidly drunk and thought itd be fun to flash cars. we did so, i flashed a white car. it flashed back. they lined us up, asked our names (all fake) then escorted us home with a warning. the best was Jo (a chinese friend of mine) answered his name as 'Thai Mai Shoo' when the police asked what his real name was he played the racist card! classic.
Length and girth = superiority
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