The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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No C*nts on me DrugstableWhilst at Uni I was pulled over by the law who seemed eager to try out their new stop and search powers granted them in the Criminal Justice Act, and as I was sashaying down the street fresh from the house of one of the best known dealers in town, they thought they had a ripe suspect - they did.
They searched me on the street and took me in with a quarter of squidge as their prize - I sucked it up and got a lecture and a caution for possession, with a warning that they'd press charges if there was a next time. I doffed my cap and promised to toe the line, and left the Police Station still carrying a dozen pills, 5 grams of coke and a rack of Purple Ohms, maybe 150 tabs.
Phuckin idiots :-D
(, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 15:16, Reply)
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