The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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shameMe and my mother were driving back from the shops when we were pulled over by "The Polis" worrying she had been speeding again we sat tight while the officer (who admittedly looked about 12) cam up and aid "do you know why i pulled you over" Ma replies "no" he then proceeds to go on about how silly she was to be driving when one of the back lights wasnt working and how the hell didnt she know
my ma , instead of being polit eand biting her toungue proceeds to go on a rant about not having eyeballs stuck on the bonnet to see back of car when driving it and did the PC speak to his mother in that sarcastic tone. We then get told to carry home while the 12 year old follows us home and proceeds to at our house further tell off my mum. wouldnt be soo bad by my dad was traffic cop and was pishing himself inside the house at my mum (yet again) being escorted hom
- i f=dont mind the poilce- im lucky being a "piglet" i suppose... they used to find me steaming drunk and give me a lift hom - but dropping me off before my house so my dad wouldnt yell at me- bloody nice guys (apart from Doogie Howser- the 12 year old PC- arse)
(, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:05, Reply)
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