The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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And another one...My sister once got pulled for doing 98mph in the fast lane of the M1. Not too unusual, but it was 2am and there were no other cars on the road. Mr Policeman saw her from a flyover and thought it was a bit odd for someone to be in the fast lane with no one else on the carriage way and gave chase. My sister thought it was a bit odd that even though she had reduced to 70mph and moved to left hand lane, the police car (complete with blue lights) "couldn't" get by. 4 miles later and the police still hadn't utilsed the extra 2 lanes so it dawned on my sister that pulling up on the hard shoulder might be an option. Cue a bollocking, 3 points, a fine and a police escort up to the next junction so my sister could feel what 70mph felt like!
(, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:33, Reply)
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