The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Be safe.I'm not a copper - I'm a paramedic who enjoys b3ta for the good laugh it is and enjoy sharing my own very sick sense of humour.
As for the post below by police impersonater "I have run out of coke" - well, I am going to do the obvious and point out that the police (and paramedics etc) see some truly unimaginable ghoulish stuff that is often the result of driving under the influence or speeding. 10 minutes later they may be pulling over a drink driver/speeder/etc and you expect them to be the model of courtesy?
Nuff said, and of course any unethical power tripping type police can kiss my ass.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 17:12, Reply)
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