The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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I don't have any stories but the week is young.My hometown was proud when they bought a new police helicopter. They flew it around spying in people's apartments.
One night, a friend of mine was up really late. It's worth noting that he was 14 and NATIVE, which is practically a crime in itself. He was caught in the spotlight (yeah, subtle) so he says to his friend: "Pretend I'm beating you up." Cue the SWAT team coming down on them.
A guy I used to work with had the cops figured out. He wrote a column for our paper about oddball crimes in the university area, and he was a celebrity on the campus security force. Once he got out of a speeding ticket when the officer pulled him over. "Oh, thank you, officer. I have a terrible problem, and I needed a wake-up call. You may have saved my life." And so on. He didn't get a ticket. I guess the cop liked having his cock sucked.
And this isn't exactly police, but it's law-related. A friend of mine's dad (divorced and aging) got a summons to appear in court in a paternity case. He didn't recognise the woman's name. So he sent a letter back saying "You must have the wrong XXX Getz. If you insist on bringing me to court, you'll all see I'm the wrong guy and I'll sue your asses." He was hoping they'd come and take him away, and then he'd be rich.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 18:10, Reply)
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