The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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car crashMy sister used to own a severly fucked Austin Allegro, with knackered suspension and an honestly-obtained but rather suspicious nonetheless MOT.
Anyway, my sis it driving along the street, when she see's a police car parked at the side of the road. 'Shit, I've not got my seatbelt on.'
As she struggles to put her belt on, for some reason she veers slightly, and drives straight into the back of the parked police car.
A big bang, the sound of broken glass and bent metal - she sits there nervously giggling to herself waiting for the policeman who's car it is to reappear and arrest her. After a minute or so, he doesn't show up.
So she reverses, pulling the police car's bumper off in the process, and carries on down the road. And gets away with it.
I'd love to have seen the policemans face when he got back to his car, and how he explained it back at the station..
(, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 19:47, Reply)
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