The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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A policeman in a meatwagon was looking at my hat and laughing at me earlier.So I flicked him a V. He was quite shocked at this, but then the guy behind him gave me a little nod and a sympathetic glance, and the rest of the van seemed to share this expression. I think possibly he's the cunt of the squad.
I also had a policeman type all the details of the death threat I once received. He insisted on typing three pages of MSN conversation even though I'd given him the URL I'd put the file at. Silly bugger.
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Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 20:49,
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