The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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PoliceWhen I was a teenager, there was a local cop that used to bust kids for smoking weed. Back then you only got your parents called and at most a small fine. Then after he was off duty he'd take the weed with him to his own parties. I ended up sparking up a few with him. Hell for all I know, I was the one that paid for it in the first place!
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