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Sitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"

They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.

(, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Knife Wielding Maniac
We were shooting part of our year 12 coursework at the field / leisure centre near where i live, which involved my mate dressed all in black looking pretty damn scary and holding a fairly large hunting knife. So here we were at 5am walking across the field towards him filming with only the odd person walking their dog and chatting to us for company when along comes PC 'John Wayne on smack' who comes speeding round the car park and parks across the other side, ruining our shot. He gets out and sits behind his door 'taking stock of the situation' then decides to approach my mate and disarm and cuff him. He points out that we had been caught on CCTV with a knife. Maybe the people who saw it failed to notice we were clearly filming and not stabbing but never mind. So said knife gets melted down and my mate got taken to the nick only to be let out an hour later. This super policeman also decided that the camera was nicked and considered taking us all in but we talked him round eventually. Still, was funny explaining it to our teacher who uses us as the example to other students not to do twuntish things like us :)

This is the longest I have ever had so I shall on this occasion apologise. P.S i also apologise for the over-use of quotation marks.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 22:01, Reply)

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