The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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policesadly the only contact i've ever had with the police was not very positive. i know they're human etc etc, but when at 8 you see a woman being dragged out of Safeways with her head bleeding (cos she'd just been smashed off the checkout by the coppers) and then forced into a car and *sat* on, all in front of her wee boy, just because the store manager thought she looked like someone who'd been banned for shoplifting, it doesn't inspire confidence.
also after some friends and i were beaten up for *no* reason, and the police tried to make out that we'd been causing trouble, i have no trust left for them.
oh, tree hugger, i think its called a watch pocket, when jeans were first invented/designed ppl used those watches on chains, and you put it either in your waistcoat or your watch pocket in your jeans.
ta da, ranty and factual!
(, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 23:41, Reply)
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