The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Good Essex Cop !Amazing - I lived in Sussex, worked in Essex. Prior to family moving to Essex I would visit them at weekends, but son was ill so drove to see them, drive back to Southend at 4AM - the A127 - dead straight of the M25 in my car.. no other cars, then some flashing lights..
'know how fast your were going'
'erm, 80'
'try 112'
Turns out its a dog cop and i get let off ! What a absolute gent of a copper - told me mates at SoS and informed 'you f**king lucky c**t'.
Rah for doggy cops
(, Sat 24 Sep 2005, 15:59, Reply)
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