The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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To people....like Dr.Whogivesaratsarse... while stusut's stories are, to be totally honest, bordering on the clinically insane, it shows some sort of imagination and I for one enjoy reading his loony ramblings. You are entitled to your opinion for sure, but I don't think anyone gives a rats arse about it.
The only run in I had with the police was back in South Africa in my school years. A few friends and I were in the local school yard at the age of about 15 smoking the local herb. We all kinda forgot it was halloween (not hugely celebrated in SA as we see some fucked up shit most nights of year). Cue us all stoned running around the rugby field talking utter crap. Cue blue lights and 4 cops running onto the field. We all split up running for any sort of hiding place we can find. Only one of us got caught and dragged of to the station. In his statement he was very eloquent as he described what we were all doing there on halloween (they thought devil worshipping!) by upchucking all over the sergeants shoes. He did apologise though which I thought was quite nice.
Luckily it was all forgotten about and my mate was allowed to carry on doing what we all did best!
All respect to the cops... nasty job to do and I've never been caught so I harbour no ill-feelings towards them.
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(, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 1:56, Reply)
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