The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Bald tyresToday I refused a Hire Van from T@rg€t Vans because both front tyres were bald on both outer rims, 1" wide and as smooth as my arse.
The 'manager' informed me that they were legal and they were supplying two vans (today) to the Police in the same condition and they did not complain, ever.
It seems that theres one rule for the peasants and another for our boys in blue.
Having pulled people out of crushed vans and about to venture onto the M25, I refused it and was asked to leave when the next two customers also refused the vans having overheard.
When I got to Thrifty Vans, Voila all the other customers were there too and the chaps there guessed why too!
The two vans went to the local Police without complaint!
(, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 5:57, Reply)
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