The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Heard it before...Sorry...So my mate, we'll call him "Blackie"...Well, because he's black you see...
Anyway, we were at school one day (quite young, 5 or 6) and the teacher asks me "What noise do chickens make?" and I reply "cluck cluck cluck"...
She asks Blackie "What sound do pigs make?"
"GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR, PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE HOOD MOTHERFUCKER AND SPREAD 'EM".
(, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 12:18, Reply)
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