The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Great interrogation!I live in the same village as George Micheal. One day I noticed 3 police helicopters above his house with their search lights focused all round the village. Me being inquisitive, I strolled down to see what was going on. As soon as I got anywhere near his house a helicopte beam started tracking me and before long I had two policemen with dogs telling me to get againsed the wall...as I willingly did. They then asked "Have you broken into this house tonight?" To which I replied "No!" and they let me go...... Yeh, I'd really admit it if I had
(, Sun 25 Sep 2005, 21:10, Reply)
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