The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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My apologiesAll my problems started after I was sexually abused by a copper when I was younger.
I enjoyed the experience so much that I wanted to find him and make him love me properly. That's why i joined.
I hang my head in shame after re-reading my comments. If I have upset anyone on this board or if I have ruined the good name of the force I am truly sorry.
I know I'm a shit. That's why I became a policeman.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:41, Reply)
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