The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Stuttering FreakOn my third day into a nine month long trip travelling in the States this happens.....walking up Santa Monica Boulevard on a pedestrianised bit, and walked out past a red signal to cross a road.
Whistle blows and a big (six foot five if he was an inch), african american policeman calls us over....
"J-j-j-j-j-ust what d-d-d-d-do you boys think you're d-d-d-doing crossing against the l-l-l-lights??"
US: - sorry officer, did not realise it was against the law, we're from New Zealand and are a bit naive to the ways over here..."
Him: "W-w-w-well you better acquaint yourselves with the l-l-l-aw of the l-l-l-and or I'll give y'all a c-c-c-c-itation..."
We were doubled over with laughter as we walked away and my mate turned around and yelled over the traffic...."F-f-f-f-freeze!!"
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:03, Reply)
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