The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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police cuntsi was in borehamwood on saturday nite, sometimes known as bnp town but thats a different matter. anyways id had quite allot to drink and i was walkin to a mates house with a can of red stripe for a bit of refreshment on the walk. some wankey skinhead copper comes up to moi and says in a wankey copper accent "this is a booze free zone" so i goes "ok mate just a sec" he grabs the can out of my hand whilst im tryin to down my beer and soaks me. so i get out my bayonet and gut the cunt eat his heart, lungs and other assorted organs then rape his bloddy carcus. then go get some more beer. and on thursday i got taken home by the police after some cunt called em cause i was making a scene after way to much beer on my birthday
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:02, Reply)
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