The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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2 quick ones1. myself and 4 mates were pulled over for "suspected consumption of cannabis" when we were 18. The first cop made us get out of the car to take our names and addresses. When the second cop walked up, a big mean bastard, one of my mates says "oh, hi Robert". The big bastard gave us a warning and told us to fuck off, much to the surprise of us and his fellow officer. We found out later that this mean, married father of 3 was getting regular blowjobs from my mate's 17 year old younger brother.
2. I went to a friend's wedding in 1986 and spent an hour, during the reception, listening to a bloke going on about the evils of cannabis and how drug dealers should face capital punishment.
9 months later the same bloke was arrested for one of the largest growing and trafficking operations in the state's history.
By the way, his name was Barry Moyse and he was a chief inspector in the South Australian Police Force, Head of the drug squad and ran Operation NOAH (a report a dealer phone in).
(, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 2:56, Reply)
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