The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Another oneDriving home one night form the pub (sober) its was dead. So i come out of a 40 zone and carry on doin 40- straight passed a cop car coming out of a side street. He was ob bored and had nowt to do as i slowed down to 30 (didnt use brakes as that is ob) but he followed me. I thought- its 11.30 on a mon night-its dead and i want to get home FFS so increased grad to 40. After bout a mile a POLice van pulls out in front of me and then his lights and the following coppers lights go on and the van slows down- FFS 2 meat wagons to stop a un chavved up Corsa doin 40 at the dead of night- WANKERS!!!!!!! got the usual- is this your car, im going to give you tips on driving (r u really you patronising twat?? thanks for those) blah blah blah and was sent on my merry way with producer (as he had no readout/record of my speed apparently). Wot a cunty McKnob Cunt
(, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:42, Reply)
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