The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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i once knew a pc, and he was a complete cuntthe only copper i've ever known i inadvertently ended up sharing a house with.
i had just got a job in the big smoke and was looking for a flat so i sent an email around work asking if anyone knew of a room close to work to rent. One of the girls in the studio replied that her brother was looking for a flatmate...she seemed nice and after an inspection of the room accompanied by her (her brother was out - 'he does shiftwork' - i know i know i should have asked).
i decided i would move in.
i moved out a week later.
all you need to know is that he referred to anyone other than white, straight, middle class, able bodied people as 'them'...and he used to polish his police boots for four hours every night
apparantly he's suspended at the moment for attacking a 19yr old girl in the back of his police car.
nice
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:00, Reply)
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