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Enzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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I once saw Sting in a McDonalds in Glasgow. He gave me twenty quid and we did some coke in the toilets.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 5 May 2011, 18:44, 7 replies)
I wonder how many times this joke will be copied in the next week.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:51, closed)
Seventy five times today.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 5 May 2011, 18:55, closed)
Why couldn't you drink your fizzy drinks at the table like normal people?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 5 May 2011, 19:59, closed)
Sting's not one to be seen in the middle of a McDonalds.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 5 May 2011, 20:42, closed)
Middle class wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 6 May 2011, 7:14, closed)
Yeah, I gave him a right duffing up outside the taxi rank before we went back to his mansion.
He forgave me and let me have a go on his wife.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 6 May 2011, 9:03, closed)
Hi mate.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 5 May 2011, 22:12, closed)

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