The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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ArsonWhen I was 4 I burnt a four acre field because I'd been playing with matches stolen from my granny. The policeman who came to see my mum and dad terrified me. It has left a lasting scar and a healthy respect for the police.
Two years later my little brother and his friend put cinders in the petrol tanks of 18 cars. The same policeman came round to the house. Apparently I ran up the stairs screaming. My brother got his arse well and truly tanned for his misdemeanour, as dad had to foot the bill for the cars!
They should never have done away with village bobbies.
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The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Thu 5 May 2011, 20:15,
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Village boobiesI miss those as well :(
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:18,
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