The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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W-a-a-a-y back in the late 1970sI got onto Capital Radio's lunchtime news quiz. (I could have posted this last week because I won!)
I sat in the Green Room waiting to go on with the other unlucky contestants, where we were joined by two bands who - at the time - I'd never heard of. No surprise that one of them was The Police. The other was Squeeze. One or more of the members of Squeeze smelt fucking terrible.
Contrary to what is now commonly believed,
Around the same time I was arrested for twatting a Police Officer in Leicester Square; I'd just come out of the tube station and walked straight into some sort of melee, and one copper made to give me a good crack on the head with his truncheon, so I smacked him. They let me out after two hours with a caution, with the whispered aside that the PC in question was a bit of a twat and deserved it.
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MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:21,
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Glen Tilbrook.I once watched him pour piss down a grid. True story.
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