The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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Iwas arrested for having supermodel sex in my Honda Accord.
They let me go because I was so great.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 5 May 2011, 22:54,
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I betyou bribed them with massive drugs too, you fucking hero.
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Theybribed me so that they could brag about it.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:16,
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Withtheir truncheons.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:21,
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Hello Social Hand GrenadeI bet your parties always go off with a bang, right?
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Ooops, sorry, *social hand grenadeYou're obviously too amazing to reach the shift key.
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Fucking homo, should have smacked them all unconscious but avoided getting charged because they didn't follow Procedure.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 6 May 2011, 7:13,
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Old joke is tediously, ball-achingly oldPlease, for the good of all concerned, fuck off.
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