The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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My sister's got a criminal record.Whatever possessed me to buy her "Frankie" by Sister Sledge as a birthday present escapes me at this moment.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 5 May 2011, 23:48,
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So has everyone who bought "Like A G6".(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 6 May 2011, 0:33,
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I have no idea what that is.I can only assume that it's shit.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 May 2011, 0:38,
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It's the best song ever.www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4s6H4ku6ZY
A karaoke song that's egalitarian enough to accommodate people who are completely tone deaf.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 6 May 2011, 0:44,
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Ah, a youtube link.I'll catch it tomorrow as people are asleep.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 May 2011, 0:45,
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I'm so old that I remember when the punchline was...'Deck of Cards' by Wink Martindale.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 6 May 2011, 13:20,
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oh, fucki actually liked that song, how sad is that?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 May 2011, 19:52,
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