The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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Coulda gone to jail for my dog a couple of years ago.Anyway, so the neighbour who badly neglected his dog got pissed with me for taking the dog when I moved interstate. Pissed enough to press charges, for which 'Theft of a Domestic Animal' is a warrantable offense. Thought about going to jail if I didn't answer the charges, but instead I fronted up, put my case and won. Great that I won, sad I can't put dognapper on my CV.
Still got the summons on my fridge, but my dog died happy and loved a year ago.
(, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:14, 3 replies)
yeap, and won in a court of law too...3 crimes happened that day.
(, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:25, closed)
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