A pea that is roasted
I was driving home one night and the car behind was tailgating and driving with full beams causing me to swerve slightly due to being blinded.

Then on came the blue lights. I was pulled over and greeted by one of the Queen's finest.

"Good evening sir could you tell me why you were driving in an erratic fashion?"

In hindsight maybe it was not the best answer in the world to say:

"Some cunt was trying to rear-end my car while blinding me with their full beams."

"That was me".

A fine and 3 points later I was on my merry way. Fuck it, it was worth it.
(Chuckman, Fri 6 May 2011, 20:50, 3 replies)

I
had a similar incident. Some cock behind me with his lights on full coming down a steep hill (30mph) that goes on for a couple of miles. I thought "I've fucking had enough of this" and over took a couple of cars in front of me.
Of course, the cnut stopped me and said "I knew if I stayed behind you long enough with my lights on full that you'd do that."

Fucking twat.
(dchurch bah, Fri 6 May 2011, 21:41, closed)

A similar thing happened to me and the policeman asked me why I didn't slow down. Just as well I didn't tell him it was because he was right up my arse with headlights on full beam and I was too scared to slow down!
( Vambo, Fri 6 May 2011, 22:05, closed)

surely this would be
entrapment... and you could appeal?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Sat 7 May 2011, 16:31, closed)