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Enzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.

(, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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In the Time Before Honda Accords
There were 4 of us in a Triumph Herald convertible that was parked in a car park halfway up Box Hill.

Many spliffs were rolled and as we had purchased some fine quality Red Leb we were all wasted after half an hour or so. From our elevated vantage point we watched cars and also planes going to and from Gatwick. We were at peace with the world and the world was at peace with us as we alternately gawped at the world with scary eyes and dozed in a marijuana induced haze.

"Err-Hum!!" and we all woke up to reality to see a policeman standing next to us and Panda car parked a short distance away.

"Hi" the policeman said "What are you doing up here at this time of the morning?"

We bullshitted about enjoying the view and the planes and cars etc and the policeman seemed to really empathise with our stoned logic.

"Yeah", "It's really peaceful up here - you can feel at one with the world" he said and nodded sagely. We agreed and he suddenly said "Oooh look: there's a pixie over there!!"

Yes, we all looked, whilst the policeman walked back to his car sniggering!!!
(, Fri 6 May 2011, 22:01, 2 replies)
Red Leb?
Blimey, not seen any of that for years.
(, Sat 7 May 2011, 12:49, closed)

Indeed it was a long time ago!
(, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:50, closed)

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