The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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Hiding from the fuzzThree stumbling, mumbling, cider riddled, drunken young northern idiots all 15 years old decide it'll be fun to take some traffic cones.
They decide to wear the traffic cones on their heads.
The fuzz appear, driving slowly up the street.
Rather than run, the drunken idiot in the middle of the three decides the best plan is to try to blend into the surrounding like in that cool Predator movie.
Three drunken 15 year old idiots stand motionless (spread eagled) facing a red brick wall wearing traffic cones on their heads.
The fuzz drive past very slowly just shaking their heads.
I was the middle idiot.
(, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:37, 1 reply)
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