The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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Answering a radio callGetting a lift home by our local copper (he found me somewhere I wasn't supposed to be, doing something I wasn't supposed to be doing).
The radio pipes up that everyone in local area could move there arses to a small town in the Yorkhire Dales to support the fire service who are attending a possible (and probably very hazardous) toxic waste spill.
Local copper turns the radio off and lets me off without the usual chat with my parents.
"Timrot (says he), today we have both been naughty, so let's just both go home and pretend today never happened".
(, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:42, 1 reply)
Dirty FuckerYou were caught interfering with the goats again wern't you.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:51, closed)
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