Hampshire's finest
Having smacked into a set of railings on the old Thunderace i finally regained my senses, surrounded by paramedics, ambulance, doctor and firemen. Also the biggest t**t of a copper. Who else would possibly slip a producer note into your pocket while out cold? And how was i going to produce my documents in the allotted seven days............when i'm in hospital for over a month? A lovely letter to the chief plodder produced a warm feeling when he mentioned disciplinary action against the overzealous one.

Lovely
(vamp1refrog, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:40, 5 replies)

What's that missing word?
Tart? tact? teat? tent? test? tilt? tint? toft? tort? tuft?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 8 May 2011, 22:47, closed)

twat?
perhaps?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 9 May 2011, 12:04, closed)

Really?
Then why didn't he just say it straight out, instead of hiding behind prissy self-censorship.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:00, closed)

Movement is infringement. Always. Anywhere.
(funktrash soul = combustion engine, Mon 9 May 2011, 0:56, closed)

You were lucky
while down the station to report my phone being stolen, there was a guy who'd just got out of hospital after three months in similar circumstances and they were adamant they were going to do him for failure to produce
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:59, closed)