The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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Because most "straights" get their image of drug dealers from the Daily Mail* : an image of slavering, depraved, disease-ridden wrecks who loiter around school gates like dementors' embarassing relatives, forcing sweet little kiddies to inject heroin through dirty needles while wheezing and cackling through the broken, yellowed remnants of their few remaining teeth.
...which explains the shock they feel when they discover that drug dealers are, in fact, their own clean-limbed, glossy-haired sons and daugthers, pony-club membership, swimming trophies and Duke Of Edinburgh's award certificates and all.
* Or local equivalent rabidly-reactionary, vein-throbbingly self-righteous hack rag newspaper.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:48, 1 reply)
to borrow from bill hicks"Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day."
just took some drugs to a festival for me and my friends. where is the victim in my crime?
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Fuck Bill Hicksread some Bertrand Russell if you really want an answer to that question
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:17,
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okany recommendations where to start?
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