The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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Youtube..It's a magnet for wannabe gangsters, just a quick tip though, if you're ever tempted to post videos of the bags of weed, stolen satnavs and firearms you possess, try not to do it from an account that's got your mum's name as the email address OK?
It makes it awfully easy for the local police to find you and doesn't half piss off your family when the house gets turned inside out at 5AM in the morning.
(, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:34, 2 replies)
Haha!The back of our local library used to bear the legend '[placename] twoc squad'. Reprazent!
(, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:03, closed)
Butdid your Mum forgive you for using her name in the e-mail addy?
(, Tue 10 May 2011, 20:28, closed)
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