The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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Appearances can be deceptiveI once bought a packet of condoms and a box of earplugs. It wasn't until later that I realised how that must have looked...
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add a nose clip & you're set upfor the chestnut ending, "... 'The 2 things i hate most are screaming women & burning rubber'". Can I borrow the badum tish from earlier?
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