The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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Was heading throught Leeds/Bradford Airport last thursday morning.Off on my stag do with 8 mates to Majorca!
Get through the scanners with only a pat down and heading for the police check.
Bloke and woman make small talk with us, "where are you going", "oh, whos the stag", lads all point at me.
Another bit of small talk while they check my passport, copper looks again and says "your passport is out of date you know?"
cold, cold terror..... then I realise its not, i fucking double checked it, but hes deadpan.
Then he smiles and says, "you'll face worse than that off your missus when you get home".
I turn, call him a Bastard with a smile and he smiles. It was a fucking good prank but hes a fucker for scaring me...good show
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:41, Reply)
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