"HATE CRIME!"
That phrase alone makes me want to hit someone..

But I generally reserve my rage for people who walk too slowly on pavements

and golfers.

And volvo-Drivers.

And the ass-hats at work who insist on buying into the new Management Fad.

And Pig-Ignorant tossers who come out with phrases like "hur hur hur, I only like blondes"

And people who get offensive when drunk.

And people who don't know when to stop drinking and spue on my doorstep.

The list goes on.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 23 Nov 2007, 13:45, 11 replies)

you forgot...
people with three-wheeler buggies
people with buggies
people with kids
kids...
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 13:49, closed)

All of this ^^^^
and people who find it necessary to wear hats when driving.

(crash helmets excepted)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 13:56, closed)

and...
people who find it necessary to wear a full hijab balaclava when driving

/EDIT OK, a little research suggests I should make that "... wear a Niqab veil when driving"
(Christopsy, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:12, closed)

^^^ WTF?
What's wrong with wearing a headscarf/Hijab while driving, Esp if your religion requires it.. ?

I hope it's not too Non-PC to label you as an Ignorant Prick?

EDIT: I'll get my head out of my arse shall I? =)
When I think "hijab" I see an open-faced head-scarf... not a full-faced set of blinkers.

Let's add people with blacked out rear windows too then... I rekon that being able to see *though* the car infront is an added safety feature...
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:20, closed)

Hijab
To be fair, the whole Hijab while driving thing is one of the errrm good reasons given by the Saudi authorities when asked why women are not permitted to drive in KSA. Not that the Muttawa would hit them with big sticks or anything. Or get them banged up without trial, tortured and publically flogged. It's a safety thing. Obviously.

(And he did say full Hijab not headscarf)
(osok Rebel without a clue, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:29, closed)

Yes
It's a safety thing. I have no objection at all with people wearing them otherwise.

How can someone drive safely with tunnel vision?
(Christopsy, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:32, closed)

please can you add this to the list
People who elbow me in the head because I'm only 5'2"

thankyou :P
( curvylittlegoth heard the voices in your head on, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:49, closed)

Tunnel Vision?
Absolutely. Just ask Diana...


(sorry, the voices made me do that)
(osok Rebel without a clue, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:50, closed)

Pedantry
Isn't the full face veil the niqab, not the hijab? Or have I just made an hilaaaaaarious blunder?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:01, closed)

Enzyme
you may well be right.
(Christopsy, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:10, closed)

When should they stop drinking and spew on your doorstep then?
I'd add to the list:

People driving 25mph in a 30mph zone.

Slow old ladies deciding to do their shopping during lunch hour, instead of some other time that isn't the only opportunity most office workers have to pick up some essentials.

Big Issue sellers wearing trainers that cost more than every item of clothing I'm wearing put together.

The man who patrols the shopping street with a Bible quote placcard, right across the road from a cathedral (ffs, if I wanted God, I could just go in there!)

But above all, I'll reserve my deepest hatred for the fuckers who stole my motorcycle!
(Musuko, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 17:16, closed)