My old boyfriend Simon's Grandad
Was a bit behind the times. He used to terrify children for his own amusement.. chasing them across his property with a stick when they dared shortcut home from school etc.

Anyway, he has heaps of Maori friend's and stuff, but he's racist as hell.

At Simon's 21st everyone was sat around drinking - his Maori friends included.. and Simon's dad was going on about how his tyre blew out on the way from Auckland and he was going to have to buy another one. Grandad's response?

"you should just sell it to the maoris".

everyone turned at looked at old grandad, it was rather funny though. Seems to be his answer to everything that breaks.. oh the maori's will want that...

Like all 40,000 of them?

Not nearly as bad as some of the old rellie's around here though.
(Sammyj, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 3:57, 3 replies)

I'm confused
Were you going out with Simon or his grandad?

"Hey girls, I went out on a date last night"
"Who with?"
"My boyfriend Simon's grandad"
"Doesn't he have a name, or do you just call him Simon's grandad?"
etc..
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 8:42, closed)

can't help feeling
... that there are more than 40k of 'em.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:56, closed)

ah yes
there are more like 600,000 of them :/

slightly underestimated there.. just a tad.

Oh - and his name was Grandpop.. Well, not his name clearly, but what everyone called him. Diamond Geezer.
(Sammyj, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 5:28, closed)