PoshMy dad's family are posh - there's at least one knight and an ex-lord mayor of london. My mum's family come from Staines.
How posh are you? Who's the poshest person you've met? Be proud and tell us your poshest moments.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Peasants!I’m so posh I bought one of those giant Landover things. I can’t drive or park it but that doesn’t matter because I am the biggest thing on the road and can squash smaller cars and their occupants like insects leaving me to walk away from any road accident with a big posh fucking smile on my face!
Want to know what the funniest part is? Even though my car does less than 0.4 miles to the gallon and eats up the worlds resources at a disproportionate rate the government only makes me pay the same road tax as that young lad down the road with no money and a dented old Peugeot!
I also wipe my arse with £50 notes and wash my genitals in champagne!
(, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:22, Reply)
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